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livininmydreamworld:

Best reactions to Liam’s IG picture so far

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twinkletarsals:

why is your dog zaboomafoo 

I hope this dog’s name is Zoboomafoo.

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A CHAT
  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
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A TEXT POST

Dream show

iwantthecas:

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

Somebody needs to give him this idea

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psyducked:

rupsidaisy:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The accidental on set marriage of Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford

The closing scene of Star Wars was filmed in a Hawaiian temple on Niihau. As Lucas had not scripted a specific ritual for the awarding of the medals, he relied on the temple priest to supply a brief but visually appealing ceremony.

The priest chose a marriage ceremony based on the exchange of Leis, for which the medallion props were used. Lucas filmed the scene according to the priest’s directions without informing the actors that on the island, the marriage ceremony was considered legal. Thus, Hamill and Ford were properly and legally wed.

They learned of the marriage seven years later in 1984, shortly after wrapping production on Return of the Jedi. Rather than apply for a divorce, they decided to try to make the marriage work. The two lived together and husbands for 12 years until in 1996, Ford filed for an annulment in order to marry Calista Flockhart. Hamill was said to have been heartbroken and dropped out of the public eye for quite some time.

Lucas admitted in an interview for Revenge of the Sith that the marriage had in fact been intentional, as he’d seen the way the two actors looked at each other but knew they’d never admit their feelings publicly. The director tried the same trick with Shia LaBeouf and a monkey on the set of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but admitted his error when the couple wouldn’t stop mating on set with what Lucas would later call, “Howls that will haunt my dreams forever.”

I genuinely believed this until the monkey bit I’m trash

Rupi the URL is “facts I just made up” smh

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illuminate-your-soull:

I DIDNT EVEN OMG

A TEXT POST

humorous:

handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

 

A VIDEO

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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transfigurationprodigy:

I love the fact that when the Marauders were searching for the entrance to the Hogwarts’ kitchens, one of them clearly said:

"Guys. Guys. I’ve got an idea. Let’s try tickling the fruit in that painting.”

From that moment on, Marauders wandering around the castle randomly tickling things in paintings, just in case.